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10.06.2025 00:11

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Do people really have sex with animals?
Nuts and Butts
No way
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds